gox lag one minute...
Well. That time we can blame gox lag for the down turn.
Uh, more like the down turn is the blame for the lag.
Lag started when it was going up ;-)
lag rising one second per second

and here's crash and lag. Or other way around.
Maybe he accidentally formatted his hard-drive

Maybe purposely. He/She/It defined bitcoin as a currency with 21 million coins because he/she/it knew that one million will be for test purposes and then deleted.
[...] or leaves me with $220k funny money, and my remaining bitcoins valued at $300k/BTC in October, 2013.
Lol. Go take an anti-delusion pill.
It should be obvious that anyone *really* believing the cruft you write wouldn't be selling, at any time, ever, for whatever reason.
Ergo, you don't believe this crap yourself.
I dunno, a ride up to 300k is gonna be a bumpy ride.
For 1btc to be worth $300k, it would mean that bitcoins has a market cap of 330 trillion dollars.
That is, 330 trillion dollars would need to be spent in buying bitcoins. That is not going to happen. Not this year, not this decade, probably not even this century unless we get an American Zimbabwe.
Wrong. Only about 1,5 million of BTC is traded. Also, the price works differently.