Sometimes I really wonder if theymos was paid by somebody for closing - and keeping closed - newbie jail...
I mean, I and many others repeatedly asked to re-open the "probation period" so that, at the very least, the number of utterly useless new troll accounts is *limited*, even if it doesn't get rid of the problem entirely.
Mods respond to that request by "only theymos can change that", and he seems unwilling to do so. Really beyond me why he feels that way, which is leading me to come up with paranoid theories (see first line)

Hang on tight, he still has a long way to go to unload all his coins!