Bitcoin and stock market are both nose diving today. I guess no more early retirement for me. Given my bitcoin losses this week, it seems that the Lord wishes for me to die with my work boots on.
Have faith, my son. All those who believe in the rebirth of bitcoin will be rewarded.
Be calm, my children. And buy some Jesus Coins. There will be a small premine, and new blocks generated at a target of one per minute. Jesus Coins can be redeemed in heaven at any participating retailer.
Come on guys, just keep buying! Lower your average cost basis.

And you know, guys like Risto need to cash our their bags. Consider the plight of your fellow man!