Code:
struct HODL {};
ostream& operator << (ostream& out, HODL& hodl)
{
out << hodl << " On for Dear Life";
return out;
}
int main() { cout << HODL() << endl; return '♥'; }
ostream& operator << (ostream& out, HODL& hodl)
{
out << hodl << " On for Dear Life";
return out;
}
int main() { cout << HODL() << endl; return '♥'; }
Don't run this or your computer will explode!!!

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