My son, are you right with your God?

^Many shall find God in these trying times, my son.

stood a Lamb as it had been slain,
having seven horns and seven eyes,
which are the seven Spirits of God sent forth into all the earth.



Blessing, and honour, and glory, and power,
be unto him that sitteth upon the throne,
and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.

^
I'm starting to think you might be a bit overinvested in ...this topic.  You're clearly becoming more flustered and peevish, though, sadly, not making any more sense.
Step away from the interwebs, get a bit of shuteye, I'll mind the store.  
And no need to feel embarrassed about the embarrassing gibberish you've typed up tonight.  Consider it forgotten, friend

And God bless!

Lol, "get up to 20%."  I actually checked it out, feel Rickrolled now
Technically, you can get up to 100% off.  Your discount depends on how much of a premium people are willing to pay for your BTC over market.

--Coindesk

Much hilarity ensues.

I'm sure it does, my son, because Circle charges more than 20% when you buy BTC with credit cards there  

Right.  It's the Argentines that are paying +20% for your BTC with their Argentine CC.  You've fallen, my son, but He forgives.  When was your last confession?  

That's what THEY want you to think.

And I beheld, and, lo, in the midst of the throne and of the four beasts,
and in the midst of the elders, stood a Lamb as it had been slain,
having seven horns and seven eyes

*cough*  But seriously tho, dat price...  Ignore The Lamb, and you're gonna have a bad time.

  ~Rev. FatherBob

Ouch.

Worthy is the Lamb that was slain to receive power, and riches, and honour, and glory.

How's ignoring the Lamb working out for you my children?  All good?

  ~Rev. FatherBob

Nah, you'll be fine.

They went broke "investing" in Bitcoin

>florida

Well, there you go!

OT:
Twenty seconds of this video HAD to be about bitcointalk.org (link to the right spot):  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9TEm1V4f64#t=842

He gives me visions:

And I beheld, and, lo, in the midst of the throne and of the four beasts,
and in the midst of the elders,
stood a Lamb as it had been slain,
having seven horns and seven eyes

  ~Rev. FatherBob

P.S.  Listen to the Lamb, bro, for the axe is laid unto the root of the trees: every tree therefore which bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.

Serious shit.

The Book of Revelations, my child, King James Version.  Divinely inspired, so yeah, it got a kick to it.

  ~Rev. FatherBob

^
Breaks my heart to watch you sick bitcoin sodomites suffer.  Anything I can do for yall?
Some milk & cookies?  A friendly shoulder to sob on?  Kleenex?
I'm a certified DD, a trained and registered member of the clergy.  Fully bonded and licensed to practice in the Lower 48.

Your virtual spiritual adviser,
  ~Rev. FatherBob

O ye of little faith, why reason ye among yourselves?
Yea, the End Times are upon us, Bitcoiners, though fear not and heed the words of the Lamb.
Though take no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself.
Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.  Chillax!

  ~Rev. FatherBob

God watches over children and fools, my son.

  ~Rev. FatherBob

What did you expect?  He'll get some time off 4 good behavior.  
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The unbanked third-world poor who will benefit the most from Bitcoin

Good morning, gentlemen!

Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon teh banks, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:
But lay up for yourselves treasures in teh blockchain, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal.

  ~Rev. FatherBob

Reality itself is but an illusion--ripples of consciousness in the wake of the divine dance of Shiva.

Coo coo ca choo,

  ~Rev. FatherBob.

Are you going to spend eternity in Hell, or basking in Bitcoin's glory?  
Mind if we come in?

Thou hath sinned and worshiped graven images of fiat, my children!  For Lord Satoshi has thus spake:

Thou shalt not bow down thyself to fiat, nor serve fiat:
for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
Amen!

  ~Rev. FatherBob.

You've crucified the Lamb once, filthy Jew  rabbi.
Behold Lamb V2.0!

And I beheld, and, lo, in the midst of the throne and of the four beasts,
and in the midst of the elders, stood a Lamb as it had been slain, having seven horns and seven eyes

My children, why rage and sperge at each other?
Even the pharisees and communists know that nothing Bitcoin-related is profitable.
Be like myself, and comfort thine brethren in these times of famine and devastation.
On your knees, my  children!
Adore the Lamb!

@CrazyRabbi:  Stop being such a tool

Chubbo ignored.

To them who yet have ears to listen, hear this:
And Satoshi went into the temple of Bitcoin, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold drugs, And said unto them,
It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.

  ~Rev FatherBob

This is but the beginning, my son, for thus spake the Lord Satoshi to his ragtag flock:
Speak now in the ears of the people, and let every man borrow of his neighbour, and every woman of her neighbour, jewels of silver, and jewels of gold, and BUY BUY BUY BITCOIN!1!
Amen.

  ~Rev. FatherBob.

  ~Rev. Ivan Stang

Post has been deleted?  I take it the sodomite's afraid his wife (or IRS) will learn of multimillion dollar presents he makes to harlots?
Shocking!

  ~Rev. FatherBob

,
and
,
which pretty much means that

and don't celebrate Christmas either.
And that's why Huobi dumping continues.

  ~Rev. FatherBob

My son, I see you have put much thought into your lengthy yet delightfully levitous sentence, which likely started out as a medium-length, or even short sentence that, after a comma, compounded and continued to grow and grow--like a weed reaching for sunshine which JUST GOT to be there outside above this deep, dark, and, frankly, depressingly damp oubliette; and WHO in God's name uses words like oubliette when they really mean "sewer sinkhole," and what does levitous even mean?!

All good questions, my child, and the answer is Him!

  ~Rev.  FatherBob

Last rites sale, gentlemen.
Christmas Special, be right with Him @ 50% off our already unwholesomely low low low price!
Administered by a qualified trained Doctor of Divinity, fully licensed and bonded in the lower 48 as well as Alaska and Hawaii.

  ~Rev. FatherBob

^