All 1,000 are probably following this thread, so maybe this could be fun to check your position;
https://bitcoinrichlist.nl/
Yes, you are right. If I had safeguarded my coins (mostly alt-coins) mined and collected in 2015/2016, would have been in that list.
However, I do not recognize the frustrated chap in your videoclip. Got a clip representing the lucky 10% ?
"valueless, imaginary, super mario tokens"... ? well, you could do a lot of good with your valueless, imaginary, super mario tokens...