Cool! I'm ignoring Jesus Christ now.
I guess you can no longer use the tried and true excuse "If he's so real, why doesn't he just come tell me himself?"
Jesus Christ be like, "But watchwoord, I am real, you had me on ignore."
Even so, he holds his coins and that's what matters.
"He who holds his coins will enter the kingdom of Satoshi" - Me.
devastated now.