-it sounds like a wonderland over the pond
-sorry we invaded almost everywhere
-only things about cricket i know are
'the bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey'
and a sledge:
One of the all time great bowlers, Glen McGrath was getting frustrated at being unable to dismiss little known Zimbabwean cricketer Eddo Brandes.
McGrath: “Why are you so fat?”
Brandes: “Because every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”