Ugh I hate it when people as me how many coins I have, I don't want to be rude so I just ask them exactly how much money they have in their bank account - that normally makes them realise what they're asking

I would have less problem telling how much money I do have in the banks than telling my exact total Bitcoin number. And I do have more money in the banks than in Bitcoin total value. Not much more though... and at this rate it could be this year that it is surpassed. Yes, I have been a FIAT hodler all my life. HOw stupid I realise now.
Why? Because if I tell my number of Bitcoins, when they are 10x from now, they will know how rich I am

And what if it does a 100x? Eh? then what?
My banking fiat, on the other hand, it won't probably ever rise up in value.