In the beginning there was only darkness, then Satoshi said to Nakamoto "do we have consensus?" and then there was light.
So it's actually Satoshi & Nakamoto?
I've been saying it wrong all this time? Why didn't anyone forward the memo to me, you complete load of bastards.
Captain & Tennille, OTOH, was a creepy fat dude with a multitraker. Called himself Captain, named his multitracker Tennille. Yeah, creepy, I know. The name's intentionally deceptive.
Just figured you'd want a heads-up.