I love how you all still have hope. It's refreshing. 
I'd hope it all works out for you, but, well...
I don't believe you a bit 
I'd hope it all works out for you, but, well...

Gotta take his bullshit seemingly inopportune timed whining with a considerable grain of salt, and even consider the reverse psychology (or the fictitious) angle.
Fuck you, Jay. Not everybody is in a position to park his money sideways for the next three years.
P.S. Fuck you sideways.
it is quite likely that he is going to be back, buying back in, somewhere between the upper $20ks to the pre-$50k price range.
Sad, but true, that there are real-world folks out there like that.
Sad, but true, that there are real-world folks out there like that.
Moron.