Thanks Hairy; she says she only does it so she can poke about the old people's hovels and then laugh about them with her friends later.
Thanks kurious; loved the Banksy tree too. This aga is v old, transported way away from its original home and then converted from oil to electricity, probably with shonky foreign wiring.
Thanks jojo, I suppose Agas are ok, but they're useless for some types of cooking, so you end up needing 2 cookers which is a bit bonkers. Women and dogs swear by them, I just swear at them.
Thanks micgoose you're a scholar and a gentleman.
Now having fed and watered 30 people, we're going to collapse and play silly games. One time we confounded some banker chappie in that game where you put someone's name on a piece of paper and stick it to his forehead and he guesses who is written there.
Am I a man? Probably, but nobody knows really
wtf Am i alive? Possibly not but nobody knows really
wtf Am I a real person? Certainly real but note that you might just be more than one person.
wtf, like the trinity in catholicism? Well yes but newsflash that lot ain't real.
wtf Am I a white possibly-alive probably-man? Well your name sounds very Japanese but you sounded more British than anything else
It went on, he could not guess it and gave up, but it turned out he had heard of satoshi and was very intrigued by it all, the game itself rather helping.