EDIT: For the record, I don't recommend eating ass. It's terrible.
I must disagree.OK. Fine.
If you insist on a challenge, I will caveat my position on ass-eating.
"Ass-eating is OK, fresh-out-of-the-shower, as an appetizer. Don't ever eat ass for dessert. I mean, unless that's your thing. In which case, that's OK too. I guess..."