I am a true believer, which, considering I rejected both patriotism and Christianity as both insufficiently supported by the evidence, should give you pause. These were beliefs I was indoctrinated with since birth. Empirical skepticism is my modus operandi. So I wouldn't be betting my life savings on something just because I WANT it to work. It will work. If I made a wrong call and the market drops from here, you know who will bail me out? That guy with the sexy mother who hates my guts. He'll buy lower and someone else will buy lower than him. That's anti-fragile. The worse the price gets, the more attractive it is for someone looking to get in cheap.
Well, you can always hope. You also hoped that 530 was the bottom that marked the start of an uptrend. Let's see where these hopes will get you.
I only find it amusing that you present your personal hopes as solid speculations. If it's your goal to amuse people with this entertainment, then no problem.