Ignoring the "I trade like a boss" I've bought low sold high thingy , the way you talk about miners holding the price and getting yelled at by their wife&girlfriends , the way you said the price should have been controlled , I really don't see you as a person who has a clue about bitcoin , and not as a bitcoin owner at all.
No shit, right? Miners don't have girlfriends. That's what Internet porn is for.