I'm now convinced that the man in that article is not Satoshi Nakamoto. Comparing the writings of that man to Satoshi here on bitcointalk shows a completely different style of writing and punctuation. Some of you may claim that he could have intentionally done so but I don't buy that argument. This is not the creator of Bitcoin folks, but this man still needs protection and the author of that article needs a good ass kicking.
^ denial stage.