How cheap do these things have to get before all the miners find new jobs? This is taking forever 

We can still make a sha256 based shitcoin and mine the hell out of that.
It won't be the same

I guess it's not the same challenge for you to troll adolescent shitcoin evangelists.
I'm actually one of the good guys I promise. I just sound like a troll

That reminds me of the words of the late Sam Kinison: I don't want to come across as an asshole, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
Hmmm. Maybe I am a troll. I certainly have a number of defining troll qualities. The more money I lose the funnier it gets. I can't help it
That last one was just an apropos. It's the internet. You could be Kris F@cking Kringle for all I know.
I read somewhere that if you were to somehow watch Black Swan backwards Natalie Portman's character would be cured of lunacy by doing it with Mila Kunis...
Cool, then I'll get to punch Ashton Kutcher as well.