Your new hat sir!
https://i.imgur.com/tj6mnSg.png https://i.imgur.com/6lBaRi1.png
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edit: not sure what I was thinking! A black cord was not appropirate... changed it to gold. Please accept my apologies.
+1 WOsMerit
Could it be even more better with some scrambled eggs on it?
I tried scrambled eggs but they didn't look very good after manipulating them to fit the brim of the hat and shrinking them to avatar size. Just another skill I need to work on!
Thanks to Toxic2040's encouragement, I tried again with the scrambled eggs...

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Dabs, you'll be the officer and the gentleman of the thread now.