I should invest in something more sane.
well ... in France, we have anal plug if you prefer.
http://en.rfi.fr/visiting-france/20141019-paris-s-butt-plug-art-work-not-be-reflated-after-sabotage-attack
art guy in the french governement are crazy ...

I heard a guy in Europe shit in a jar and then traveled around the world with it, went to art conventions. Art sometimes is amazing indeed. I mean there's literally no limits.
Artist's shit. Was originally priced based on its weight in gold. On October 16, 2015, tin 54 was sold at Christies for £182,500. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit