We tried a long term fix but you smallblockers killed it. Now you are criticizing us for trying to do what we can? FUCK YOU! It's not false posturing. SOMEBODY is buying Monero.
Insert latest alt to thicken and engorge - blame small blocks.
Wait until next alt stiffens - blame small blocks.
Er, no big alts are rising. Scrabble around and find a 30% rise on GreasyTitWankCoin with a $12 daily volume - blame small blocks.