But still, everybody knows that Bitcoin is the real thing, and the rest just clones and scamcoins.
Scamcoins are like gambling, poor people clinging to delusions of riches ripped off by those who understand the game.Word. One of my favorite things in life is to find an altcoin supporter and whittle away their arguments until they literally admit "I don't care, I just want USD!"
I dabble a fair bit in altcoins. Why? Well, I don't care, I just want bitcoins!
Your dabbling actually delegitimizes bitcoin and what it is trying to do. As one of the most common critiques is "What just stops someone from making derpcoin and making my holdings worth less?" You just prove them right and are actually making your bitcoins worth less. You are participating in irrational behavior. Stop it.