After seeing the tax treatment the IRS put out recently, I'd move to Denmark in a second, if I didn't think the whole country is going to sink into the ocean, lol.
Bitcoin is kinda done here in the U.S. Can't use it. No reason to hold it. The revolution, she is caput. Hopefully other countries will take up the torch.
If you want to apply for citizenship i'll put in a good word for you (I am from Denmark)

My ancestors were from Schlesswig-Holstein. I doubt that would help though.