Because ETH is up by over 1,000% (one thousand percent) in 2016, and bitcoin is struggling with 20 (twenty) percent 

Only bitcoin is not struggling. Have fun anyway. I'm glad that you enjoy your one thousand percent that you supposedly made.
>Only bitcoin is not struggling
Because took the coward's way out

http://www.astronautsuicides.com/images/Astronaut_Suicides_Neil_Dacosta_02.jpg
It's a deadly sin, BTW. Have fun in HELL :-