Nobody believes you have a class.
The important thing is not to have a class, but to have class. 
Stolfi, have you bought any bitcoin yet?
I always find your signature very hard to believe with how much time you spend on here and /r/bitcoin.
It's okay to admit you are one of us

He could earn lots of BTC with signature programs, even with the ones with lowest rates.
I guess he somehow is allergic to BTC or can't figure out how to install a wallet
He already has a signature campaign. And his reason for not wanting btc is explained therein.
He gives better data than most on these esteemed fora, you may disagree with his conclusions, and that's kinda the point of a discussion forum.
He's pretty fascinated by it obviously, a combination of intellectual challenge, the possibility of being completely vindicated in the future, and a side of gallant protection of vulnerable rubes being separated from their savings.
I don't see why he's so irksome, he's not forcing people to keep quoting him. Slow days like today would be all chart buddy and taunting of/by tarmi without him.