they ban unicorns too.
They BANNED unicorns??!! I don't believe this. Link or it didn't happen.

Its no joking matter.... apparently...
http://somakeitup.blogspot.com/2013/10/ban-unicorn-jokes.html
BWAHAHAAAHAHAHA -- now THIS makes the whole China's-shitting-pantz-oh-noes-they-aren't thing worth getting out of bed for...