OT: @mic, with sincere apologies, and in the spirit of genuine, friendly, playful humor, I saw this on Twitter, and absolutely LOL'd.
https://i.imgur.com/XhR6IRh.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/XhR6IRh.jpg

Can't help thinking what tweet you were on. #nails#sausages
Funny you thought of Mic.

Edit: I have to stop giggling.