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November 25, 2018, 08:28:57 AM

I don't see why a male with common sense would get married, makes absolutely zero sense.

Only guys I know that get married are true betas that worship women.

 Mainly because it gives me someone to shoot my cum in to that I don’t have to pretend to like.

There are cheaper ways of doing this.

True, but not as convenient.
Only if it has to be an actual human. Which may be the case for you and fair enough if so. But as a blanket statement it's the most needlessly convoluted way of going about it.

It helps if there’s another human present. Although, I did have a golden lab that I was awfully fond of but I was afraid she wouldn’t respect me in the morning.
Or, you know, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3-Jqt6yb7A