Congrats on shooting straight! Be extra nice to your wife for a while because she just shot a watermelon out of a place only cucumbers normally go. 
An old comedian named Carol Burnett described childbirth to men, “all of the men in the audience grab your lower lip and pull it over the top of your head”.

An old comedian named Carol Burnett described childbirth to men, “all of the men in the audience grab your lower lip and pull it over the top of your head”.
thought that was bill cosby that said that.
and @ infofront: CONGRATS!
Sorry but the rapist stole it and modified it from Carol Burnett’s old comedy routine.
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Carol Burnett described what labor pains feel like, she said, ‘Take your bottom lip. And pull it over your head.'”
This is from Bill Cosby’s 1970’s stand-up bit on “natural childbirth” (video after jump) in which he riffs on the Lamaze classes of yore: “The second pain hit, my wife said, [Incomprehensible Words] and STOOD UP in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said, ‘I want morphine! … ”
This is from Bill Cosby’s 1970’s stand-up bit on “natural childbirth” (video after jump) in which he riffs on the Lamaze classes of yore: “The second pain hit, my wife said, [Incomprehensible Words] and STOOD UP in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said, ‘I want morphine! … ”