It always seem to happen like that. Fuck. I am going to quit this McieD's bullshit (and having to rub elbows with the likes of jbreher for 4 hours) as soon as I can get enough money for my own apartment. You fuckers.

Inb4 jbreher leaves the franchise to run his own burguer place where you can order the TRUE BigMac (XXXXL size - Ronald Mcdonald Vision)
buns a mile across with a 1 inch piece of meat?
there's a saucy picture out there no doubt illustrating your double entendre but it's probably best left to the imagination.
roach with a hamplanet anyone?