Must confess I wish I bought and kept some coins from yesterday 

I own a time machine and I will take you back to one time frame. 24 hours it is.....Although, you could have gone back to feb 11 2009

Better yet, go back to 2008, try to get in touch with Satoshi (all the while being ready to start mining the shit out of bitcoin as soon it is released), only to realize after some unsuccesfull attempts.... YOU are Satoshi !
You know, the funny thing is that if people could time travel, I am sure we would all copy the code and go back to like 2008 or 2007 or something and just become satoshi
