Anybody willing to take a guess at who would say the above?? 

Your alternative ego. Don't be lazy! Use to use the proper forum account or it doesn't count!
This account has only been used by 1 single IP adress and that IP adress has never been used for any other account.
Would really love it, if the forum would have a feature which would show if the account would be "unique", would proof in an instant how childish you are.
IP addresses are a terrible way to determine uniqueness of users.