Call 555-FATUSELESSBASTARDNEEDSFOOD Now!
Food? You're begging for food?
You don't want to be smoking what the panhandlers of Toronto call "food".
It'll not only turn you into Slenderman, but Sunkeneyesman and Jonesingman too.

Canadians will smoke anything. I've seen your flag.
Some of us are fussier than others (and more inclined to spending our money wisely).
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