You could move it to Bitmex instead and try to short the top at some gawdawful leverage. All you need to do is VPN in the site and state that you are from Canada. They will let you participate. 

Yea, but if the feds ever audit or raid Bitmex, is it gonna be the Bitmex owners going to jail for breach of regulation, or you going to jail for posting fraudulent data and them classifying you as some type of criminal launderer? That's the problem. Which is why I've never tried to bypass those regulations. It's not like bitcoin is actually anonymous or something, they track all this shit. I'm sure most people doing it will not have a problem, but it's not really worth the risk/reward just to use some bucketshop exchange.