Feels like lift off. Everybody hand me your pants. No time to explain...
Not sure that you really want my pants, but I'm game if you are!
By the way, fees are down to 90 sats per byte.
https://bitcoinfees.21.co/People are still largely overpaying due to bad fee estimation from their wallets. You could likely get a 10-20 sat/byte transaction confirmed very quickly right now (if not in the next block). Just make sure you're already using Segwit. Keep an eye out here as well:
https://tradeblock.com/bitcoin.