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May 30, 2014, 01:01:35 PM


... You...have some sort of mental disorder...


Hi, i am Jorge Stolfi, the professor.

My mother hated me.

My father ignored me.

My brothers and sisters blamed me for everything.

My friends bullied me.

My teachers laughed at me.

I contracted APD (Asshole Proximity Disorder).

But I worked hard at school, and got my papers.

Then I met the Government.

Nice guys.

They gave me an office and money for nothing.

No teaching necessary. No research necessary. Only ranting.

And strong.

If I need to punish somebody, I just throw a spell.

Or threaten.

I am amongst the holy chosen.

When everything collapses, They will save me.

I will not disappoint Them.

I support Them.

I will sacrifice everybody for Them.

I will sacrifice myself for Them.

I love Them.