How the hell am I supposed to get any work done on a day like this?
Work?
I believe he's referring to the practice of moving bits of matter around at or near the surface of the Earth.
It's a living.
Don't do it. I've been there, and I promise you it is not worth the effort. At least, do at your own discretion. I believe I may participate again soon for a change of pace, but only for a Limited Time. Traveling is expensive when you refuse to sell the bottom.
What do you mean by "it"?
This

or this

or this?

The third option looks more rewarding than the previous two.