Let me be the first to draw lines of comparison between the smell of Heineken and mariGuana. These are a great combo. 
As an American, let me also say that Heineken is (agreeing with Oda.Krell) no where near a 'crap beer'. For that try any of the old school big three lager piss beers (Bud, Miller, Coors...) that American was mostly known for in the last many decades (until we got some truly wonderful microbreweries, as mentioned).

As an American, let me also say that Heineken is (agreeing with Oda.Krell) no where near a 'crap beer'. For that try any of the old school big three lager piss beers (Bud, Miller, Coors...) that American was mostly known for in the last many decades (until we got some truly wonderful microbreweries, as mentioned).
http://www.gooseisland.com - Honkers is currently my favourite American beer.
Sorry, going really off topic. If anyone fancies it we could start a beer/ale thread.