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October 28, 2015, 01:56:28 AM
Last edit: October 28, 2015, 02:09:48 AM by !! pop

"Accounts of bitcoiners and werewolves date back almost to the world's earliest recorded history. Of the two, the Bitcoiner is, perhaps, the most horrible, because the instinct for evil is so strong that it cunningly, and willingly, assumes the shape of a bearded beast in order to pillage and kill.
It was during these times that farmers complained of seeing a neckbeard with flashing eyes that raped their cattle and sheep."

"Every effort was made to track the creature down, but it was George Latour who learned the truth at last. He discovered the muddy footprints of an animal leading to his house. He followed them to his wife's room ..."

[spoiler] His wife was a bitcoiner!!! AghHhhh!!!! [/spoiler]